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to enable the automatic locking device in your cell phone so your swedish wifey cant find the list of ho's you been dialing up for some side action
tiger lock
holmes: i left my cell at home, shit. I hope my lady dont find it.
smith; you need the the tiger lock. after 10 minutes with no action, the phone locks, like fort knox.
holmes; awesome
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When you have been sat down for ages and really need to piss. If you get up, you will relieve pressure on your bladder causing you to wet yourself, but if you stay sat down you will eventually piss your pants anyway. This paradox is known as Piss Lock. There is no know solution that doesn't result in piss everywhere.
Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.
"Guys I can't get up I've got Piss Lock"
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A Netflix series about a family who moves into a creepy house full of magical keys with different powers. Haven’t finished it yet, but from what I saw, it’s a really good show! I suggest watching it if you like creepy stories with a touch of magic.
Locke and Key is creepy.
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Very long pubic hair that turns into dread locks.
'Did you eat her out?' 'Fuck no she had Wizard Locks!'
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When a woman tricks a man into getting herself pregnant on purpose, for the soul solution of never being dumped by the man, who is then on "Baby Locked" and committed.
"Hey did you hear what Robyn has done to James? She's got the poor sucker Baby Locked."
"Aaah man that sucks, guess we won't be seeing much of him out anymore"
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when a female, in pursuit of a male to mate with, experiences interference from another female ergo eliminating all chances of getting some.
"Damn, blair waldorf just labia locked serena van der woodsen!"
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A lock back is a small knife that locks into place. Usually referred to by neds.
"hawd oan tae a get ma lock back oot, am goona doo this clown"
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