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Phlegm. The thicker, the more yellow, the more flavorful, the better...I wouldn’t recommend spreading it on your toast though.
The worst part of being sick is hacking up a mouthful of lung butter when you have no place to spit.
The viscous, yellow-green fluid coughed up after playing a reeded instrument for a prolonged period of time. Such as a clarinet or the bagpipes
Man 1: i played my pipes for three hours yesterday and had to cough up about four pounds of lung butter.
Man 2: dude that's gross why don't you just quit the band?
Man 1: because highlanders is life.
Whistleblower's lung is a Medical Condition that occurs to whistleblowers who report on large corporations and governmental malpractice, war-crimes and corruption.
Whistleblower's lung occurs suddenly into otherwise healthy people a few days of leaking information that exposes a institution or organisation in a negative way.
Whistleblower's lung can be characterized by the following:
Rapid onset deterioration of lung tissue, Rapid and sudden changes in weight. Sudden, unexplained suicide in mentally well, happy and motivated whistleblowers.
First coined by Moist Critical.
"Did you hear about what happened to Joshua Dean? He caught Whistleblower's lung"
"Boeing is fucking evil"
1. A complete lunge extension with the express intention of dispossesing an opposing player of the ball in soccer.
2. A complex manoeuvre designed to wreak injury, pain and destruction.
Also: to hillbilly, the hillbilly.
Past Tense: Hillbillied
"I was coming up the left wing and John hillbillied me to get the ball"
"Sean was badmouthing me so I hillbillied him in the back of the head"
"Peter used a hillbilly lunge to get the the ball off me"
Excessive coughing while smoking, sometimes even those who’ve smoked every day for 5 damn years have this problem
I been smoking for years but still cough, I got some bitch lungs
Guy 1: Want to do the lung thing?
Guy 2: Yeah, let me finish this game of beerio kart.
Guy 1: We should go to Whataburger after.
DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs
Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
Don't cum in my lungs, this shit is hilarious.