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Loser Magnet: someone whose "love" is a stack of wooden nickels made from the feculent end of a stick someone else was too smart to grab.
Don't be a loser magnet. Never shop for a used personal vibrator when you're drunk. No one has ever successfully shopped for a lover while depressed.
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Someone who is a complete woman repellent.
He couldnt get laid in a brothel , hes a major vagina anti-magnet
human with a horrible body but has a great personality,and excels at everything else
johns' hard to look at...yeah, but he just cooked up a 30 gallon drum of LSD!! hes' a magnetic keeper!!
jills' sure a fat bitch! yeah, but shes' got the best drugs on campus, and can cook AND sew! -got me through calculus too!, a magnetic keeper!
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n. a person who seems to effortlessly acquire gifts/promotional items from other people.
Did you see that girl at the beer fest? She had tee shirts, mardi gras beads, a visor, and several key chains. She is such a swag magnet.
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"Dude, shes full of shit. I know, she must be a shit magnet..."
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someone that attracts fat chicks, in bar or club, conveinent for fattys
when steve enters the bar he attracts fattys because he is a fat chick magnet.
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An intoxicated male whom becomes the target of seduction by fat chicks, who are used to only getting laid with inebriated men or guys down on their luck.
"Johnson never gets the hot chicks because he always manages to put on beer goggles and let a fat chick blow him. He's a real fat chick magnet."
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