matter of psychology (mop)

unfair competition in a spelling bee between Harold and Donata because Harold hears more voices in his head and can answer quicker.

You and me
in a spelling bee
moments of uncertainty
a matter of psychology (mop)

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Mop top

When you're getting that sloppy and her hair hangs down over her face

Man I was getting sloppy last night and it turned into mop top

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Fishmonger's mop bucket

Used to describe a particularly fishy cunt.

"I shagged a girl last night, her cunt smelled like a fishmonger's mop bucket"

"My wife's cunt smells like a fishmonger's mop bucket"

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The Kamikaze Steam Mop

It is when a girl poops on your face and then follows with urinating on your shit stained face. She then uses her hair to mop and cleanse the dirt away leaving your skin feeling hydrated.

I told her I needed a new face cleanser, and she gave me The Kamikaze Steam Mop! I smell like poo but my face is blemish free!

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smelly poop mop

A large tuft of unkempt anal pubic hairs that can be found clustered around a filthy anus. (Most often these mops are chock-full of dingleberries) they are known to help clean shit off of a penis (or object) that has been removed from a stinky, shit riddled asshole.

If it wasn't for her smelly poop Mop, I could have given her and Dirty Rodriguez

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Eet mop who

Generally what really, really, ridiculously good-looking women do to super duper awesome guys.

Hot woman: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Hot woman: Eet mop.
Me: Eet mop who?
Hot woman: Ok.

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Michigan Mop Job

Indeterminate thing that the character Chuck from "Rick and Steve" is willing to do only because he has AIDS. Most likely it has nothing to do with a mop but may involve a moustache.

"I can do a Michigan Mop Job, because I have nothing to lose."

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