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a shart, esp. a badly timed one.
Got myself all cleaned up and ready to go back to the party, then I got hit with a Tijuana mudslide. Welp, I guess no blowjobs for me tonight!
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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!
*You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.*
Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!
When youre doing anal in a bouncy house, pull out too fast, and all of the Dominican food previously consumed explodes right out. Much like the Dominican republic's mudslides.
After she ate chipotle we ended up in a Dominican mudslide and her neices birthday party.
The act of defecating and smushing your partners face into it whilst taking them from behind.
No Rick, I'm not in the mood for another Sheboygan mudslide, I got pink eye last time.
A bowel movement while sledding in which the accumulation of snow cleans your cleans your brown eye.
I ate 3 crunch wraps before sledding, but don’t worry... it was a Canadian Mudslide.
When you are in Philly and eat two Philly cheese steaks from a street vendor and fly to New York City and shit in the plane 20 min in.
I had myself a Detroit City Mudslide this weekend.
When you’re having repetitive farts that sound wet and then turn out to be sharts and bouts of diarrhea.
“Hold on Sid, I’m about to ::let’s out a long rumbling wet fart::…oh crap that was an Electric Mudslide!” ::proceeds to run to the bathroom to finish on the toilet and then shower::
Occurs when one leaves the toilet lid down, and proceeds to defecate on the lid. The force of explosion slides your ass cheeks around and you end up gliding off the toilet lid onto the ground. Landing in a pile of your own shit
Dale:" Did you give them the upper decker? "
Clark:"Naw, I hit 'em with the East Carolina Mudslide."