A child conceived through the act of intercourse, while engaged in a magical psilocybin adventure.
My gilt and I lost our egos together and did the heroes journey, 9 months later we had a mushroom baby.
A man who is always lurking, or waiting for someone else to take a piss so he can take a glance at their mushroom tip.
Hey did you see Eric trying to take a look at my penis right now?
Bro, that dudes a mushroom shark...
a nickname you can give to a short person
Short person: "im short"
tall person: "you are a stubby mushroom"
A word used in place of shit or fuck.
Oh shitaci mushrooms I left my phone at her house
when you slap your mushroom shaped dick on a pigs face, giving the pig a mushroom stamp. If you like this, you can also try putting your dick in a fire for about 10 seconds so that you can brand someone for a longer lasting stamp. This will let other guys know that your bitch is taken, by seeing that she has your mushroom on her face.
bro, let's go create some mushroom pigs !
When you sit on the toilet and jerk off into the bowl, while taking a shit.
Brandon was attempting a mushroom dump, but unfortunately had no luck, until Jerry came to assist.
Mushroom juices are what construction workers sometimes call bodily fluids that are present on their anuses in between various cups of coffee.
I smelled that coffee and my asshole was already covered in mushroom juice.