canned jew

When u squeeze tiny Jews into a silver can and seal it forever more and place it into ur basement in a cold area out of direct sunlight

In my dry basement area with no sunlight I placed my canned Jew into my basement by the canned chicken !

SAUSAGE IN THE CAN

Another way of saying anal sex, which pretty much involves a penis of some sort thrust into an asshole of any kind. Plain and simple, the meat log in the balloon knot!!!

Yo yo yo, I know diz skeezy bitch ass ho dat likes sausage in the can, you know whut I'm sayin'???? Whut do you mean did duh skeezer scream, NIGGA PLEASE!!!

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can yaman

hottest Turkish man/actor to ever exist xx

"Oh there is Can Yaman, imma go get a selfie with him real quick"

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can of worms

Getting into a whole lot of trouble you didn't ask for.

Man, when you went out with that girl, you were opening up one big can of worms.

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dummy-in-a-can

A derogatory term for a person of Dominican decent.

That guy's nothing more than a dummy-in-a-can.

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Man Can

A bigger then normal size beer. Usually domestic.

Man, Bobby just chugged a man can for 3 bucks!

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canned husky

(noun) sexual fetish act - a latex condom or lambskin vessel is filled with one persons fecal matter ("scat") which is then swallowed by another person. Another varient uses frozen fecal matter, which is then called a canned siberian husky.

"He asked me if I wanted a canned husky, but I declined as I just had a big lunch"

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