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The term lightwork means easy to handle and can take care of with ease!
Me:Aye Battle our girls are light-work we got this in the bag *daps him up*
Battle: Dang right Bro. You already know.
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the act of lifting metal to damage your muscles so they will grow in bigger size so ladies can eat them.
im going to go work out to get BEEEEEEEEEEEEEG and make KEEEEEEEEEEDS
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To go for a shit especially to get away from the wife and kids for half an hour and read the Sunday papers.
"Has anybody seen Dad?"
"I think he's gone to work the oracle."
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When the woman stroke a man's penis until the man reaches climax and ejaculates.
wife: If you take out the trash I will work the shaft later on tonight darling.
man: Hell's yeah woman!!!
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Favourite female co-worker who you get along with really well and enjoy spending time with but in a plutonic way. She's your girlfriend between 9 and 5 without sex.
Guy: My work girlfriend said the funniest thing this morning.
Guy's actual girlfriend: WTF? you cheating on me? Why don't you go and tell your "work girlfriend" that you can't even shave your own ass.
Guy's friend: Only dumbasses used the term work girlfriend in front of their actual girlfriends.
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1. a women that is appealing to the eye
2. something expensive and classy
1. Damn check out that chick, she's a work of art
2. Damn check out that Ferrari, that's a work of art
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When there is so much work piled on your or your desk, movement from out from under it is nearly impossible.
Hey--pour me a drink! I worked up quite a thirst digging out from my work avalanche to get to happy hour.
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