Slap you friend named Nathan. He must be under 5 feet. Just go ahead and slap him!
βHey Nathan... itβs october 24th. you know what that means, b*tch!
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Addison ate a brick to become tik tik famous on October 27
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a long, dense, tubular turd that sinks to the bottom of the bowl
I just launched the brown october and it left a nice skid mark.
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Its hug your bestie day π
Me: Hey bestie u know today's October 28 π
Friend: yes what about today
Me: hugs*
Friend: hugs back*
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A day for all those special hoes out there to finally celebrate their parentsβ weak pullout game.
An October 18th Poem
Itβs my birthday
itβs a great day
Tom Holland told me that heβs not gay
but he let me do him anyway.
And I know you might not believe that Tommy would go for me
but he became a hoe for me
And let me just say
he loved going low for me
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The best person ever! Like you literally make every person a friend! People be jealous of the way you handle negativity like it's all about the power you had in you! What an amazing kind of a person you are.
"Wow she's so friendly and kind. I bet she's born on 23 October."
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Basically the Female version of No Nut November
βHa jakes going to fail NNN!β
βShut up you already lost No Orgasm October!β
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