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AMP officer

This officer was following the members ( Duke Dennis, JustFanum, Agent 00, ImDavisss) in a Kroger in “TOP CHEF: AMP EDITION” video and since then has been appearing in every video.

“Was that the AMP officer!!!”

by ihatebrynnugh July 8, 2021


office exhibitionist

Office worker/your colleague who invites you to their desktop to supposedly show something interesting/cool but in fact makes you see some running hardcore porn video by surprise.

- Sarah, I like you, and as long as you're a newbie here, my responsibility is to warn you that you should beware David as he is our office exhibitionist. Don't fall for his invitations to his workplace.

by vladim_i_rich May 27, 2017


office horror

A horror television/film sub-genre where the daily horrors of working in an office are a key theme. Examples include Severance, The Office, Office Space, etc.

The first season of that new office horror show really made me want to work from home.

by MattCA April 11, 2022


office dolly

Someone who works in an office with no defined role. Typically runs around after everyone else like a headless chicken.

Yeah, I'm the new office dolly at work. All I do is get coffee and file papers until someone yells at me to do something.

by officedollys January 29, 2017


slanted office

The effect of a good rough banging. Can't walk straight and lean to one side because the man is left or right handed.

After Johnny Big Dick spent the night I was really living in a slanted office for 3 weeks.

by BigAl77 April 21, 2018


Office hulk

The guy people say is unassuming and beige as a personality. The office thug can trigger an incident.

General looking for the office hulk- Where's the green-eyed monster? Did he go through here?
Co-worker- He seemed fine when he got here, but then I started seeing papers go flying everywhere, like a tornado hit the office. Its gonna take a long time to clean all this shit up. I don't know where he is now.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019


office kite

Someone in your everyday office or workplace who gets high from sniffing permanent markers

"Damn, did you hear Sam is an office kite?"

by ThatDamnDude May 12, 2016