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Valentine's day is ruined, I will be repainting the carpet on the 14th.
The phrase in Las Vegas when a escort hooker goes out to freelance or get a client from within the casino. Usually at what of the casino bars.
Mercedes, Lexus, and I are going to walk the carpet down at Bellagio tonight. There is lot of John's throwing money around.
wetness of nether regions; esp: vaginal
My man "the carpet cleaner" came over today to give me the soggy carpet.
when you dog aggressively rubs it’s tiddies all over the carpet
Archie stop being such a carpet slut!
A horrible cat which likes to launch sneak attacks upon the feet and ankles of unsuspecting humans.
OUCH! That blasted CARPET SHARK!!!
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Someone with a really hairy ass and that you can't see skin for the obstruction of hair.
If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!
Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!
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A woman that has an affinity for the vagina.
To put it bluntly, a lesbian.
Shiela likes vagina. Therefore, Shiela is a carpet-sampler.
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