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Couch Monster

A female college freshman who fucks numerous members of the rugby team on the couch in the rugby house, couches in Sophomore dorms, or just straight up raw dawgs on the couch.

Yo, Garbage Dick just got Couch Monstered in Hitchcock!

Yo, Joe just got caught by the couch monster!

by Joey Peanuts March 10, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Couch syrup

The liquor one hides in a couch (and throughout the house) while pretending to be sober

Aunt Claire said she would stop drinking, but we keep finding all the couch syrup she has hidden away.

by Bernard Snatchly July 9, 2013

4766๐Ÿ‘ 5918๐Ÿ‘Ž


Couch Theory

This is the official term to describe that moment when someone walks near, into, overhears your conversation at the worst possible moment, even if the subject is benign.

Person A: So I was watching this movie yesterday, and there was this hooker snorting a line of cocaine of the table.

Person C: Whoa! Hookers and Cocaine? What did I just miss?

Person B: Nothing, dude. Just proving the Couch Theory.

by Vanish29 September 18, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Couch Jockey

A derogatory term used by PC gamers to describe an individual who exclusively plays console games. Console games are generally played on a couch in one's living room. As opposed to PC games which are usually played from an office chair at a desk.

You bought Oblivion for the 360? What, are you turning into some kind of dirty couch jockey?

by mattjustmull August 30, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jumpin' the couch

Going crazy or simply crazy
reference to tom cruise going nuts on Oprah

your girl says she wants to stop smoking Js
bitch is jumpin' the couch

A: yo, johnny says he don't wanna sell no more pot
B: Mofo is definitely jumpin' the couch

by Chris toker January 13, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


jump the couch

to exhibit strange or frenetic behaviour

During his interview on the Oprah show Tom Cruise began to jump the couch and went crazy...

by pseudonymwriter January 2, 2006

92๐Ÿ‘ 100๐Ÿ‘Ž


couch shit

Something hidden right under you, prepared to ruin the moment in an instant upon discovery.

Steph reached for her keys that fell between the couch cushions she was sitting on only to find some couch shit.

by Dunny Deelicious March 20, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž