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snuff painting

A comical strenuous activity where a person uses the head of a broom as a broke-dick substitution for a large paint brush. To vigorously wallop to the point that the smacking sounds could be mistaken for somebody being beaten alive with an ash baseball bat and struck with sopping wet whips excessively thick paint and/or what could be practically considered paste because your boyfriend removed/lost/never replaced the lid of all Nineteen gallons of paint that y’all have for renovating and remodeling your newly purchased home in attempt to semi-permanently change the color of a wall.

...(Loud slapping and winded grunting noises coming from a distant bedroom)...

So Brian and Lisa crept around to investigate where the odd sounds were coming from. As they glanced around the corner into the first room, what they seen had puzzled them. Leading Brian to ask “Pella, what the hell are you doing?” Startled, Pella reacted with “Shit! Oh, heyy Lisa, hi Brian! You guys wanna try snuff painting?”
Lisa suggested that the three of them should open a Snuff Painting Gallery together and name it “Spludge Productions”.

by Paylay Bunnytime March 27, 2022


Paint the taint

When a male ejaculates on on the skin between a woman’s vagina and asshole (taint) with this “white paint” ... to paint the taint

Yo did you paint the taint last night ?

by Mlit February 19, 2018


Painting the Zebra

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.

Did you see the latest issue of Maxim? I was totally painting the zebra to it.

by dirtyofthesouth September 2, 2018


painted rust

when failing infrastructure that needs to get repaired gets a face lift instead

structural get rusted out and we repaint them even though half the steel went flowing down the river long ago

we have a painted rust problem in the united states no wounder we have so many bridge collapses and sinkholes

by dihydromonoxide December 16, 2011


jizz painting

The act of cumming onto a girls stomach and using that cum to paint a picture with your dick

After I finished on Jenna I made a jizz painting of her much hotter sister

by legratsp October 8, 2013


Puffy Paint

A Type Of Paint Used By Artist Youtuber Moriah Elizabeth.

Moriah: Puffy Paint
Fans: Puppy Paint? You Mean Puffy Paint?

by squishymakeovermoriahelizabeth November 7, 2020


paint kink

aroused by paint on humans.

Joseph was shirtless, his chest painted with colors. It was almost like I had a paint kink wanting him to do things to me because of the sight.

by @crazyxshit February 24, 2021