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a verb used to describe the mechanics of a slug's movements; becoming increasingly accepted in the scientific community, the word is used in the same way you would describe a snake slithering or a horse trotting
Michael - "Wow! Look at that slug sliding along on that piece of trash."
Randy - "He's not walking along! It's a spludge! Not a goddamn walk! He's spludging along.... bastard."
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To get cum and shit on at the same time.
Bro as she was going down on me i fucking spludged all over here, true story.
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when cum drools all over your hand
i had a wank last night and spludge just drooled onto my hand before i gave it a good licking
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Spludge is the residual drippy leavings of jizz and poop left upon ones penis after a very sensual, yet vigorous, pounding of someone’s anus.
Bronson: Yo bro, my girl finally let me put it in her butt last night! It was great until I pulled my dick out. It had shit and jizz on it!
Nasty Nigel: That’s called Spludge my friend. Warm. Sticky. Spludge...
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The act of having water rise up your crotch, particularly after getting off of a water ride.
After I got off of the Wavebuster I was spludged so bad that I couldnt go to work.
After I went out with Tommy's mom last night I got spuuuudged so bad that I couldnt walk.
See also: Enima
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