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to bring pleasure to someone's pen(is)
When my girlfriend came over, I asked her if she would please satisfy my pen.
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a pen that doesn’t exist
She tried to use her oil pen but realized it wasn’t a thing.
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An item you use to write or draw with when your depressed.
Non Depressed Dude; Hey pass me that pen, I need to Outline my heart, what are you doing like?
Depressed dude; I’m not doing a heart I’m doing a soul, and I need the black pen to colour the full thing in so no...
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July 4th. The day, in prisons nation-wide, where each crew picks a person from their team, and dukes it out to decide which crew fairs strongest.
Fundo committed crimes on July 1st to get locked up so that he could celebrate "In The Pen" Dance Day.
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The act of soothing a girls headache by giving her an asprin, inserting your penis in her ear and thrusting back and forth until you climax, then she uses your sperm to help swallow the asprin.
Baby my migrane wont go away, will you give me a pen island painkiller.
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The Underboob Pen Challenge is a trend that started in China in late January 2016. It has since then reached all corners of the Internet all around the world. The objective of the challenge is for a female to place a pen, or a similar object under her unsupported breast. It's supposed to prove weather that female is a 'real' woman or not.
Jill: Have you heard of the new "Underboob Pen Challenge?"
Sara: No, what's that?
Jill: It's yet another challenge that sets unrealistic beauty standards on women.
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After pooping no matter how many times you wipe your anus, there is a brown smear on the toilet paper. Over and over and over.......
Dude, I just went through two rolls of toilet paper 'cause I have ball point pen ass.....