pinching my vibe

To pinch someone’s vibe is to trash someone’s plans or ideas.

“Hey! You’re pinching my vibe!” Megan said when Ali dissed her choice of movie.

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air pinch surprise

the sexual act of blowing air in a girls vah jay jay, then pinching the lips shut, then having her queef in your face.

Dude, i gave amy the sweetest air pinch surprise.

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vulcan cock pinch

What happens when a Trekkie masterbates.

Dude . . . I walked in on my roommate last night. Z was applying his Vulcan Cock Pinch.

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Red Eye Pinch

When a man's penis is caught on his zipper

Oh crap I have a red eye pinch

One inch pinch

A man with a very small penis

"Oh bro you have a one inch pinch bro you won't be able to get with her"

Pinch a Brennan day

A national holiday that occurs once a month on the 28th where everyone get to slap a person named Jenna

“I can pinch Brennan today”

“Why?”
“BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL PINCH A BRENNAN DAY”

pinch the prairie dog

the act of separating shit from ones butt hole. allowing a precise and clean cut of the fecal matter completing it's journey to the toilet.

you- hurry up in there man i need to take a shower.
friend- dude i'm trying to shit.
you- pinch the prairie dog and hurry up washing your hands.