Poon Rudder

Noun. A rare string of excess pussy meat originating from an otherwise normal looking twat, usually starting from the pussy opening and ending in or around the asshole. Some have been know to fan out off of the taint much like the fin growing on the back of a Stegasaurus. Other cases have been know to dangle just below the female hatchet wound like a bedside lamp string. Most women with this condition, especially the fin type, are able to navigate through rough waters with race boat precision.

I managed to take my swim teacher home one night after some drinks. One thing lead to another and I ended up going down on her. Much to my amaze and dumbfoundness after removing her panties , her vagina revealed somthing extra. A Poon Rudder. That explained the olympic caliber 100m freestyle lap times.

Prune Poon

Old lady pussy.

If you like eating that prune poon just hit happy hour at the bar next to the geriatric center. You are sure to score.

7👍 1👎

pre-poon

pre-poon is used to describe a girl who is not yet appealing, or of a legal age, but whose potential to be so can be clearly seen by all

joes sister is definite pre-poon

6👍 2👎

poon flute

A very wide and gaping vagina in which you can blow air across, producing a flute-esque tone.

"You see dat ho Charles?"

"Yeah, what about it?"

"Dat bitch got a poon flute!"

6👍 1👎

Poon Ticket

Used almost exclusively by men. When a girl sends you a text message that confirms either directly or indirectly that you will get some from her, that message is known as a "Poon Ticket".

Guy 1: *phone goes off, indicating a text message* Dude! I'm getting some tonight!
Guy 2: Show me that text! *steals phone* Oh, damn, show me that Poon Ticket!
Guy 1: ULTISNECIOUS

6👍 1👎

Poon Thirsty

A man (or female that is into girls) that is on a constant quest for women and specifically tapping poon.

Tiger Woods was rather poon thirsty.

6👍 1👎

poon biscuit

An adoring word for a significant others vagina. Must be used in privacy between a man and his woman. Poon biscuit must never be used in anger or to hurt the feelings of another.

Hey, Babe! When your done with the dishes will you bring me some strawberry jam and that tasty poon biscuit of yours?

6👍 2👎