The opposite of "simba-ed". Instead of the male using his thumb to smear his load onto the female, the female uses her thumb to wipe either the males load or her own juices onto the males forehead.
1-"did you have sex with him last night?"
2-"yeah, And he tried to simba me, but I reverse simba-ed him first!"
When you set the man’s beard on fire and the woman squirts on his face to put it out and then he spits it in her face and shouts “you don’t have enough badges to train me”
I’m going to reverse charzarding you tonight
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When management tasks are completed by personnel that are typically under a manager who was responsible for the tasks but failed to do them in a timely manner.
Steve had to complete the reports just hours before they were due for the meeting that was planned months in advance because his manager had spent the last few months procrasturbating. Thanks to Steve's Reverse Management the meeting was able to proceed and the company didn't look like a sack of dicks at the meeting..only his manager looked like a sack of dicks. Steve is underpaid :(
When a chick becomes a dude, has an Add-a-dick-to-me
Some chick in my office wants to pull a Reverse Jenner and become a dude.
Poker term, betting all-in with the worst hand but having a flush and straight draw that hits. Giving the opponent an emotional roller coaster ride which they seldom will forget. TaTa
Reverse Tata
10s 9s Versus pocket 8's
Flop 7s 8s 10d
When you Ejaculate into someone anus. And immediately after that that person fats lunching jizz back at the person
Omg dude she just did a Reverse Shotgun on me
(N.) Unlike insomnia, reverse insomnia is when one wants to wake up but cannot due to being too comfortable, too exhausted from sleeping, etc.
My Saturday was ruined when my Reverse Insomnia kept me in bed until 5 PM.