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A sexual act when one homosexual man requests that his homosexual partner remove his dentures for oral sex, and then taking his dentures and sticking them up his own ass while receiving oral sex. The procedure is complete when the dentures are removed from the ass and put back into the mouth.
Dougie grinned with ecstasy as Jimmy pleasured him. Little did Jimmy know he was about to receive the Provincetown Root Canal.
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A derivation of going number two wherein the excrement is not fully expelled; turtling; sharting.
John: Kelly, what's that smell? Did you go number 2?
Kelly: No, my brutha, that was the square root of two. Sweet mother of pearl, that was a stinky square root of two.
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When you don't have a will to live anymore
Suicidal person: Man, I have a square root of 0.
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When starting something over again
Looks like we are back to square root
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Get back to what one was doing earlier.
George, the milkman is making no money with his newspaper business. George must stick to his roots and continue selling milk rather than newspaper selling papers
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Square root of 69
In your mouth
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My 9th grade math teacher said my math work is the base root of all evil because I used pen
Teacher: Mike, your work is the bast root of all math evil
Mike: hahahahahaha
Teacher: Go into the hall
Mike: Is that a punishment? Me leaving this class? I should be thanking you
Teacher: LEAVE
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