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location of the biggest sluts in the world: julia ant maria n mr.giaimo; cvoered up as a laundrymat
yo bro wanna hit up the royal slutton today
yea sure bro i really need jewels to touch my woody
Act of a man shooting cum across the woman's forehead creating the image that she is wearing a crown.
Girl have such great head I gave her a Royal Facial and crowned her queen of sucking dick.
When Royal Mail just can't get it right and struggle to deliver your parcels on time. Sometimes they will deliver your items early such as the very next day after you post it whilst at other times they can take twice as long as the estimated delivery time and you get worried about where the parcel is. They are kind of like a rollercoaster between good and bad in a way.
Person 1: When will my parcel arrive.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.
When a Royal or posh person thinks it’s appropriate to hang onto a ridiculously receeded hairline despite the fact that their attempts at a bouffant look utterly terrible.
Holy shit - check out the Royal hang on that slap head! He needs to put some jam on his eyebrows and invite his hairline down for tea!
To win a game of fortnite with your best friend(s) and then nut on your wall
LETS GOOO WE GOT A Buttrookie Royale
OHH YEEEAAAAAH you like that mr wall
When you get a Fortnite Victory Royale so good, you bust a nut on your PS4 controller.
Last night I got 5 Dick Royale's. You would not believe the clean up. I even have a sticky trigger.
The combination of a Dutch rudder and a posh wank...
I'm meeting Dave for a royal dutch tonight