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"You're Screwed" Circle

The process of trying to find a job after college in your field. You can't get a job without experience, but can't get experience without a job.

- I can't seem to find a teaching job to use this education degree with
- Dude, you're stuck in a "you're screwed" circle.

by Spike L. November 20, 2008


I'm so screwed

You say this when you're in deep trouble.

Dude, i'm so screwed by the cops for driving too fast.

by aeer May 18, 2011


screwed, blued and tattooed

Unlike the imaginative explanations given, the definition goes way back to early machinists. After inspecting a finished manufactured or repaired part, the Toolmaker/machinist would

1 tighten all parts and screws (Screwed)
2 Use Blueing a blue paint lke stain that stuck easaly to metal (blued) and
3 Put his inspectors mark through the blue paint with a sharp scriber (tattooed)

The part has passed inspection, it's been screwed, blued and tattooed and ready for release from the machine shop.

by Fantail July 31, 2009


Santa screwed me

A basic, blunt way to let your friends know you got nothing you wanted for Christmas.

"Have a good Christmas?"

"It was ok, but Santa screwed me."

by Cheesy and dangerous. December 30, 2014


siberian cork screw

fucking a girl in the ass with your tounge while moving it in a circular motion.

My brother was recording a video about sex positions and busted out with the siberian cork screw

by doctronx boys February 16, 2009


true blue screw

When you really, in your heart, have deep affectionate feelings for the person that you are having sex with.

Man, dude, it way so great; I just had my first true blue screw.

by Quido1 August 20, 2009


Screw This Taco Stand

When someone's just done with being at the office and is calling it a day.

"I'm done with this place... Screw this Taco Stand..."

by paradmshft April 24, 2009