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They are both the most intelligent and moronic squad to walk the earth.
Seal Team Six is a squad of oxymorons.
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The act of vacuum sealing your penis or nads in hopes of preserving it over long periods of time.
The 85 year old man had a shaft of a 16 year old boy due to the Southern Vacuum Seal.
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1) A phrase meaning: I will not tell anyone what I know.
also an indication of ones complicity in some plot.
2)What a woman says when she wishes to remain a virgin.
1) Dont worry, I wont tell anyone, my lips are sealed
2) Well you wont be parking your umbrella behind my meat curtains tonight, mr smooth talker, my lips are sealed.
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a guy that is wickedly good in bed, and known for "beating the pussy up"
Of course Skyler gets texted all day, he's a below the navel seal.
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You fall, full on limp, onto a group of people sitting on a couch and they have to push you off. Inspired by March of the Penguins.
Me: Don't you hate it when Steven dead seal attacks you?
Him: Yeah, we ended up pushing him to the floor. Jerk
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The act of an older person having sexual relations with a person under the age of 18, named so because you always want to do it, but they're just too damn cute and you shouldn't
John "So, what did you do last night?"
Stacey "Ahh you know, just went Clubbing Baby Seals"
John "Same!"
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After having relations with a female who is on her period, your wang will have the appearance of a bloody club, hence with your pants off you will look like youve been clubbing baby seals with it.
Yo, after I stabbed that dolphin I realized that aunt flow was in her town and when I looked in the mirror after it looked like I be clubbing baby seals B!
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