Rural Dictionary

7Upper (Seven-Upper)

In contrary to popular belief, there is a next level to a “one (1) upper”. With no affiliation between the soda beverage, a seven (7) upper is someone who not only responds to someone else’s experience with one of their own. But then morphs the story into seven times more of a likely fabricated event of their own. With the sole purpose to establish that there ego matches the mass of their bullshit, taking away any evidence of the original persons shared event.

Example:

Person A: I enjoy my vacation by the beach.

Person B aKa 7Upper: oh yeah, at one time I was vacationing off the coast of New Zealand, and there was this boat full of tourist, and we watch the boat as it sank due to hitting too close to shore, and likely rocks. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one person, screaming for help waving their hands, so I jumped into the ocean to try to save them. The closer I swam to them, I realized there was more than one person. After fighting off the hammerhead sharks I saved the lives of 7 women, 3 babies, and 1 beagle who was pregnant with puppies, by putting them all on my back and swimming to shore.

That 7Upper (Seven-Upper) always has to have a better story than everyone, what a twatwaffle, always trying to one up so hard.

by ……. Elizabeth May 29, 2023

Seven-meter defeater

Noun
A very large cock

''Yo, nice seven-meter defeater''

by Hehhemaster3056 November 23, 2021

Seven Three O

Seven Three O - SIMPLIFIED: 730

Unrelated to the other 730.

The divine number - made of the Seven, Three and O (Cypher), stemming from Seven and Three as the luckiest numbers recorded in history and relevant in most religions. Representing complete fulfillment/completion hence the O. Linked numbers of importance include 3, 7, (the sum of 7 and 3), 21 (the multiplied result), 42 (another multiple, and the "meaning of life", and 73 (1/10th of 730 and the two numbers together).

7x3 = 21 (2+1 = 3)
21x2 = 42 (the "meaning of life")
21x3 = 63 (6+3 = 9, the square of 3), +7 +3 = 73 (the 21st prime number)
73x(7+3 = 10) = 730

Following YYYY/MM/DD the day for 730 would be on July the 30th or alternatively on the 3rd. As a common time used in the morning and evening too, 07:30AM/PM are also of importance.

Seven Three O is the way to go.

by Rog Fulace July 5, 2023