The dirty slim shady when you leave for kidnapped children in a car and then put it at Hooker on them and masturbate all of them the dirty slim shady.
I saw this lady with four kids, and I remembered she was a hooker. so I left the kids in the car all day ,and they died. I had to kill their mother .it was very sad so I put the hooker on her kids and I masturbated, all over them!!! it was a dirty slim shady!!!!
To be a shady Dave you must live in the shadows of dark places. You will find shady Dave’s near crime, pollution, an missing children. Shady Dave’s favorite pastimes include chronic public masterbaition, stealing wheelchairs and holding up hotdog stands.
Damn dude you robbed that senior citizen like a shady Dave MC
The alter ego of Emin3m or someone who is imitating Marshall Mathers.
You fuck your girlfriend while singing "The Real Slim Shady" and messing up the song multiple times in a row.
Tom, I did the Slim Shady with my girlfriend and she loved it.
Jerry, Tom what in ever living fuck is wrong with you?
Slim Shady was killed by OZZIFLY.
'OZZIFLY' is an alter ego developed by Steven McCreanor to kill Slim Shady. Based on the principles of Hidden Number Theory, Cobain cipher, and Hutchence Hypothesis, 'OZZIFLY' was there for the taking.
OZZIFLY killed Slim Shady then vanished into the shadows to avoid notoriety.
OZZIFLY - (0221)47Y - 012
Marshall Mather III - EMINEM - Slim Shady - Hidden Number Theory - Cobain cipher - Hutchence Hypothesis
Who killed Slim Shady? OZZIFLY KILLED SLIM SHADY.
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Slim Shady
Kid: Mom, dad, I have something to tell you
I’m…..the real slim shady
Parents: *flabbergasted*