dutch shovel

A very complicated multi-step sexual act involving the third stall in a Walmart bathroom. There are over 100 steps, including literally dying and going to hell as well as complete anal prolapse, and giving away both of your kidneys.

"Sam and I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night."
"All the way to step 17?"
"You know it dude!"
"Damn!"

Dutch Shovel

Oh, you wish you knew...

"Bro, I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night"
"All the way to step 17?"
"Further"
"Damn"

Shoveling

(Verb) the use of excessively long nails when pleasuring a female.

The act of fingering oneself/ someone with long fingernails.

Females masturbation with fake nails

When my chick pleasures herself, she uses just the nail tips.. she be shoveling. That deep itch.