spackle slap

1. Sex related; after engaging in sexual acts with a woman or a man, the man "busts a nut" into his hand and proceeds to wind up and smack the face of his partner. Quite the degrading act, but hysterical to think about / do and later recount to your friends.

1. I wasn't ever going to see her again and I figured this would be my one and only chance, so I spackle slapped that biddie

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Screen Slap

When you’re trying to have a conversation and someone shoves a phone in your face with something lame AF.

Guillermo and Mac were balls deep in a chess game when Abbie Jane came skipping up and screen slapped them with a video of her stupid dog, Junebug.

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slap baby

Off spring conceived by dubious actions of the mother, stealing fresh sperm from her partner's used prophylactic and slapping it in her vagina.

He didn't want kids, so she got herself a slap baby.

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Argentinean slap

When you finish ejaculating on a girls face then you slap her with a banana.

dad - "dam who ate the last banana?"
son - "sorry dad I used it last night as I was giving sally her first Argentinean slap."

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whoopie slap

to fill up your ass with air and slap someone with it letting out a fart in the process

shane dawson said it

dude she got whoopie slapped

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chink slap

A term used when you clown or diss an asian in any sorta way.

Tony just got a chink slap at the clubs last night.

Damn foo, did Karry just get chink slapped by that hoochie?

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Gulag slap

Killing someone with one shot when in the Gulag fight on Call of Duty Modern Warfare.

Slayer_Elite: He's on the right next to the flag, homie.
Engolozin: Thank you my g... I'm going to Gulag slap this kid.

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