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To ejaculate into a secret sock hidden down the side of ones bed or behind the chest of drawers! Over a period of time it magically transforms into a large brittle item derriving the crisp like properties of a poppadum.
"Hurry up my mams coming put a hammer to that poppadum sock before I am forever in shame"
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A sock in which a man uses to wipe up his jizz with.
My spunk sock is in use
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As made famous in MTV's reality show Rob and Big by co-star Christopher "Big Black" Boykin, Junk Socks are multi-purpose socks that can be used as normal socks on your best friend's feet, or as filler in the g-string of a male stripper to enhance one's manhood.
It was cold back stage at the strip club as Big Black was warming up to go on-stage one last time to perform as "Black Lavender". With nothing on but his stripper sweats and g-string, Black complains about the size of his goods.
Black: "When you get nervous, you get a small package. I got the littlest wiener in Hollywood right now."
Rob: "Stuff it."
Rob takes both his socks off and offers them up to Black, who then inserts both socks into his g-string and performs stripper routine. Afterwards, Black returns the socks to Rob who then puts them back on his feet.
Rob: "I feel a little weird putting these Junk Socks back on my feet."
Black: "Junk socks are the best socks."
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Its a term refering to sexuality. For a example; if a person had no socks on it would be gay but if the person had socks on the person is straight.
The person has Socks Off, meaning hes gay.
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When you dookie in a sock and proceed to beat someone with it.
In the military when someone screwed up they hold a blanket party. In that case they put a bar of soap in a sock and repeatedly beat the person with it while holding them down in the bunk with their blanket. This is the same but instead of using a bar of soap, you use dookie/poop.
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Men always need a quick place to wipe up their jizz, a sock is the quickest resort.
my mom washed my crunchy sock.
i borrowed my friends crunchy sock, but when i put it on it felt stale.
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The act of inserting a cock covered with a sock into a wet, moist pussy, then letting the sock soak up the wet. Slapping the sock up against a wall to see if it sticks is optional but recommended.
I didn’t have a condom so I figured a sock would work, pull off an old sock taco. And yes it did stick on the wall.
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