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A coworker once suggested that the muffaletta sandwich at the local deli was too big for him to eat. He suggested that another male coworker "split the muffaletta" with him. We all loved the way that sounded for numerous reasons and can envision various definitions of the term. The actual act of splitting a sandwich with another male would seem very homosexual in nature. One wonders where does it stop - splitting a bowl of soup, an ice cream cone, a cold beverage, etc..
The act of "splitting the muffaletta" could be the act of entering a very hairy pubic area; taking on a very tough work project, ie, "this spreadsheet looks hard, looks like we are going to have the split the muffaletta!" Or, taking a crap when you butt cheeks are pimple ridden and pock marked - "I just ate tacos, now ive got to go split the muffaletta."
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When a girl puts her two index fingers down your urethra and pulls her two fingers away from each other
"Dude , i got the best banana split last night at 7/11 from Cindy in the Janitor's Closet"
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2 meanings for this one:
1. Something to do with female hair idk
2. When your condom breaks
1. "O. M. G! Alyssa babes I have split endsss. EWWW!!!"
2. *working his magic in the bedroom* "Ah shit my Jimmy's popped again... sorry about that, Lucy. Let's hope that split
end doesn't make your boi a dad. U can call me daddy Sam though" ;)
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A post-operation transvestite
Kaitlin jenner is a banana split.
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The action of freezing a chicken parm sandwich in a condom and sticking it up your ass while yelling "Mama Mia!"
You better Lickety-split if you want to be on varsity baseball.
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When you do a handstand and extend both legs to each side while a guy digs you out.
Giiiirl..he was eating the P good last night..had me in all kinda portions..even the chinese splits
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When it's time to go, go now, and in a hurry.
Once peggy took her shirt off, and the Thompson twins set fire to the couch, I knew right then and there it was split city!
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