The act of throwing out your chest; False bravado; Someone acting like a bad-ass when everyone knows they are not. A meek or cowardly person trying to act tough.
"Mother f***** tried putting on the rooster suit with me! So I bitch slapped that punk."
A Super Smash Bros character, originally from Metroid. She is S tier and is freaking amazing. If she's your main, you have the hottest and greatest character on the whole roster. From ssb4 to ssbu, she got less thiqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq but Sakurai must have his reasons ๐ฅ.
Person 1: Dude! Who's your main in smash?
Person 2: Zero Suit Samus!
Person 1: Dude, we gotta smash sometime!
Person 3 (aside): To be honest the only reason people pick her is to stare at her boobs.
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1. A legal action in a court of law between two private parties regarding sexual harassment.
2. See birthday suit.
That's not a sexual harassment suit, THIS is a sexual harassment suit.
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A new show that airs on a channel that shouldn't exist.
The idea probably came up when the producers of "The suite life of Zack and Cody" couldn't think of a new cheesy pun or idea for an episode, so they thought of moving the alleged twins Zack & Cody (Dylan & Cole Sprouse) to a cruise ship, hence the suite life on deck.
It stars the same characters as the old show, except they replaced Maddie Fitzpatrick with a girl named Bailey (Debbie Ryan) who's apparently from the country even though she hasn't got a hint of country accent in her voice. They call her a "country bumpkin", though she says "you guys" instead of "y'all" like most country people (trust me, im from Alabama.)
It's basicly the same thing as the old show, except they're on a cruise ship and they go different places.
Suite Life of Zack & Cody Producer #1: Hey, I stayed up all night and STILL couldn't think of a cheesy punch line for the show!
SLZ&C Producer #2: Well, I just got back from a cruise ship, and it would be a great place for D & C to ensue shananigans.
SLZ&C Producer #3: *great* idea!!!
SLZ&C Producer #1: I know!
And so the Suite Life on Deck was born.
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The act of becoming so intoxicated that you wake up in the morning wearing your bathing suit without remembering how, when or why it happened.
John was so wasted last night. He woke up in the morning and realized he had been bathing suit drunk.
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Wearing jeans simltaneously with a jean jacket.
Nice denim leisure suit.
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What deputy U.S. Marshal's call the combination of hand-cuffs, waist chain and leg irons. Thus the three-piece suit.
Deputy Marshal: This defendant is violent, I suggest he be brought into the courtroom in a three-piece suit.
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