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A rest stop in New Hampshire where alien abductions occur; only in the 60s.
Maynards basement; this hasnt been fact checked.
NOT the site of the porn shoot for Speechless in Sheboygan. Nothing groovy about what happened there.
A front yard where turkeys tend to flock for romantic encounters.
Turkeys were gettin it on in the front yard the other day; must've been a groovy place maaaan.
When you touch a nerve in a conversation..
You say something innocently but it ends up pissing them off.
M:Hey..how's the situation your ex coming up?😈
Shi:Are you fucking kidding me?🤨
M:Sorry...foot in the wrong place✋🏼
Shi:Next time am gonna fucking kill you🤨🤨🤨
Slap bitches in the face with your balls
David patty placed that one bitch
When people (usually Coloradoans or New Mexicans) insist or demand that another person be in one or more places simultaneously.
They seriously believe that people from other locations have this gift as they do, and will have a meltdown if you don't comply with this common demand (in their states.)
Not to be confused with multi tasking.
Multi-place means to have yourself in multiple places at once.
Your friend from New Mexico:
"Hey! Come over and have dinner with me."
You: "Sorry. I can't. I'm pulling a 14 hour workday with no breaks."
Your NM friend: "That's ok. Multi-place Come over right now and eat with me or I'm finished associating with you deadbeat from Iowa!"
You: " Please show me how to multi-place".
Or:
Boss one in Denver: "You're working 9-8 next Wednesday at my store, or you're fired!"
You: "I can't. I work 9-8 in Englewood next Wednesday at the other ____ store".
Boss one: "You'd better be at my store or else!"
Boss two: "You'll be working at my store that day and time, or else, New Yorker! Multi-place yourself like everyone else!"
You : (addressing both bosses from same company) "How can I be at your store while I'm at his store? How do I multi-place ? I don't know how to multi-place."
Both bosses : "Hahahaha that's for you to figure out, outsider! Hahahaha!"
It is another way of saying "I enjoy incest!" People who use it enjoy watching incest happen or enjoy taking part in incest.
Steve: Joe why are you so close to your sister?
Joe: Places finger on eye
Steve: oh, So "I enjoy Incest" is referring to you?
Joe: yee-haw
A stupid quote just so cutting a line can be fair similar to telling someone life’s unfair
Asher: *cuts cameron*
Cameron: yo why did u cut me
Asher: bro we’re all going to the same place deal with it
Cameron: no
All around
Her presentation was all over the place, jumping from topic to topic without a clear connection.