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When a guy with long Rastafarian dreads stands over his girl in the bathtub and pee's on her, all while smoking a fat joint and listening to Bob Marley.
Dude, My girl and I are taking a Jamaican Shower tonight.
The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device
Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.
When a man shoves various meats into his significant others asshole and proceeds to preform anal sex with said significant other
Not hungry babe? How about the Jamaican meat mountain ?
When two people are fighting and someone steps in and attacks one of the two for no particular reason
Person 1 "Shut the fuck up im not giving you brownies"
Person 2 "Yes you will, you touched my pecker you owe me"
Person 3"Jamaican Jamaican!" *pinch*
Person 1 "GOD DAMNOT STOP JAMAICAN JAMAICAN ME"
When two or more individual(s) drink laxatives and defecate in a bathtub half filled with water
“Later on me and bob are going to have a Jamaican bubblebath”
“Sounds good, can i join in? I haven’t had a shit in days”
The use of Vaporub as lubrication.
She didn’t have any KY, so we raided the medicine cabinet and took the Jamaican Bobsled for a spin.
The act of using toilet paper to “bobsled” your turd into the water so it does not leave a shit stain.
Brandon-You know sometimes you gotta Jamaican Bobsled it on the toilet
Mike- WTF is that?!
Brandon- You know, when you use toilet paper to bobsled your shit into the water so it doesn’t leave a stain. Then you sing the song”
Mike- There’s a fucking song?
Brandon- You know, from Cool Runnings”