Door guy

The door guy is a yellow haired mammal with a philosophy on life that fits onto an arm tattoo. You will generally find one outside a bar, asking for your ID.

Ex: person 1: that's Tim *points*...the door guy. Person 2: *gasp*. It exists? I thought they were only in fairy tales. Person1: nah, they are as real as unicorns. And don't you forget it! *puts on sunglasses and walks off into sunset*

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Door Knobber

Where one uses the mail slot on a door as a makeshift glory hole to receive fellatio.

Man, I got the best door Knobber last night.

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door sucker

A person whose selfishness and single-mindedness prevents other passengers from entering a train/subway with ease.

I missed my train because I couldn't get around that door sucker.

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Door Cake

Office Door Cake (Dor-keik);

The kind of cake that gets smashed all over your shirt after a co-worker opens the door too quickly from the other side. Generally happens when cake is served due to office birthdays.

Co-worker #1: What do you think of the new guy?
Co-worker #2: That asshole office door caked me the other day and ruined my shirt. I hate him.

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door date

the person you show up to the door of a party/function/get together with.

yeah ashley was my door date, but im gonna see what ass i can get tonight.

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Door Slamming

The act of leaving a group chat for dramatic purposes. Often done for comedic effect, to make a point, or in a fit of riteous indignation. Generally done with the assumption that you will be reinvited to said chat. When Door slamming backfires, and you are not reinvited to the group chat, See: Doorslammed

Sometimes, when shit gets ridiculous on messanger, you just need a good doorslam.

Door Slamming, when done properly, can be hilarious.

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Saloon doors

Another word for vagina.

In reference to when a baby is born, the outer part of the vagina flaps in and out for about a second or two. This gives the appearance of saloon doors opening and closing like in old western movies when a cowboy walks into the place.

Did you see that that chick give birth?! That baby came flying out of those saloon doors.

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