The AIDS like illness following 2 or more nights drinking more than the recommended 1 Rakia a night. Associated sweats, shakes, anxiety, facial peeling, acidic watery shits and impetigo. Can’t be cured, only delayed...by drinking more Rakia.
“Is it Ebola Doc?”
“No sir, I’m afraid it’s much worse - you have Rakia flu.”
When someone says an idiotic statement, and the "retardedness" spreads like the flu.
Did you catch the stupid flu or something?
Sorry, I caught the stupid flu, can't think properly right now.
*Dumb statement made*
You have stupid flu.
A virus spread throughout an office by an individual named tasca
Tasca flu is sweeping through the office
I heard Derrick has the California Flu...
Yeah, he's a goner.
A term referring to an imaginary illness; when someone receives their income tax refund and they decide to call in sick to their employer so they can spend that money.
Ben went to H&R Block yesterday and they gave him an advance on his income tax refund, so of course he called in sick today with the tax flu.
Stomach bug where one is violently shitting themselves.
You talk to Greg? Poor bastard can’t even trust a fart, he’s got the poo flu.
An illness suffered the day after going to a concert or music festival, especially Warped Tour, in the summer. Contracted by drinking from community water cups and being in close proximity to large groups of sweaty people.
I think I got the Emo Flu from the community water cup being passed down from the front row yesterday. It was just so hot and I didn't want to lose my place to see the All American Rejects.