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Attempting to do something on a scooter/skateboard and then falling over and then landing in a planking like position
Jonathan: i can do that 4 stair
daniel:you can do it
Every1: Dude hes planking
Blake: im cool
jonathan plank
A retard that vapes in class
One Moto moto’s best friends
Sells vapes
Got kicked out
Mostly used as an insult
Has good mucis taste
Yo fagamoto, dont be a jonathan (cas) be an Awun instead
A thick man from the hood who TOTALLY does not have a gun!
Did you see brother Jonathan, he’s got the stuff!
Born in February 1986, Jonathan Paula is a professional YouTuber and creator of the hit web series, "Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?". In April 2006 he founded Jogwheel Productions, a new media production company that specializes in web video. Jon graduated from Emerson College in 2008 with a degree in Television Production / Radio Broadcasting. He currently lives in Rockingham, NH with his wife Rebecca.
I went to VidCon last year, and got an autograph from those microwave guys... including Jonathan Paula.
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A sexual act involving highly dextrous activity.
A woman who always talked openly about her promiscuity was approached by an old friend one day. The friend inquired as to what her ideal sexual encounter is. Upon answering with simply "A Jonathan-David," the friend asked her to elaborate. So she says in response, "If I'm not tied down, being choked, having my hair pulled, bent over, leg over one shoulder, with a little toe in my asshole, it's not a Jonathan-David night!"
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A classic alias used to give to some cops when they are trying to get your basic information. Originated in Manhattan Beach by the legendary doyner Jonathan Wells.
Cop: "Hey son what is your name?"
Bro: "Uhh...Jonathan Wells."
Cop: "You are a fucking retard."
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A really amazing guy that can make a speechless poem for a girl. His girlfriend's name is Angeliz. He will do anything to make her day. He is a really funny boy. His favorite sport is soccer.He is a nerd but he is really cute. Every girl says that he is ugly but he is a real sweetheart. He is the best guy anyone can ask for.
Damn that got Jonathan Fernandez is looking so fine today.
No wonder every girl falls for his charming looks.
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