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This is who you marry after two divorces, so make it good. The third time's the charm after all.
Me: "I'm glad I divorced crazy bitch number two. It's time for the Charm Wife."
Dude X: "It's meant to be."
Usually the wife of a redneck that lives in a run down house with a wall unit AC. A fat wife is commonly known as "Betsy" or "Beth" or "Denise". When she takes a shower she needs to use a yard stick to hold up her flabs to scrub under them. She also can turn ur modded liftkit redneck Ford F-150 into a lowrider 2 inches off the ground if she can even make it up the steps to the truck.
My fat wife jiggles like jell-o when i beat her because im a abusive husband.
The phrase "Kangaroo Wife" or "Kangaroo-Wife" is used as a way to mock a man's Wife in a whimsical way. Used when the Wife is insanely different and weird to a certain freind group
This phrase comes from from the video "Team Fabulous 2"
I will send my condolences to your Kangaroo Wife
That dude that's man enough to be your but fem enough to be your wife at the same time. He can drink beer and suck a mean dick.
"Hey man, let's grab a beer and watch the game. Afterwards, I'll make dinner for us later."
"Damn dude, you're a real bro-wife."
Volunteer wife
A wife that marries a person for a desired marriage that allows her to volunteer her time whenever she feels like it because she does not have any other financial or domestic responsibilities to provide for the marriage relationship or raise young children. If young children are in this relationship it would be expected that there would be paid caregivers to raise the children so that volunteer wife would have free time to volunteer for any services, functions, or charities she chooses. Volunteer wives seek admiration, status, and power among those organizations they volunteer.
“How does she find the time to help… Oh honey, she married well. She’s a volunteer wife .”
When your wife won't be able to use something you own
Yo man, these slippers are size 12! They're wife proof!
The 10-60 lbs a woman gains in the first few years of marriage.
Tyler: "Damn dude, Rachel really let herself go since getting married.
Hans: "For real, she put on those wife pounds".
Homeboy 1: "Wow, homegirl really let herself go since she got married".
Homeboy 2: "As soon as she got that ring she put on those wife pounds".