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Isaac: did you get those Pokimontron cards last night
Dominic: Oh yeah they were greasyyyyy
What companies do to lessen overhead even if they were able to be open the entire time. The reasoning sounds good, yet we all know the truth, it's about the almighty dollar this time
Holiday Inn Express in Austintown, Ohio uses the Covid Card to close the pool and hot tub at 9 PM (2 hours earlier) even though nobody will be cleaning it until the AM anyways. Normally when Maintenance comes in at 8.
Typically used when performing Magic tricks
Me: "Think of a card"
You: "Ok"
Me: "Was Your Card the Seven of Hearts?"
a form of payment provided by local municipalities intended to be used for the purchase of goods in low-income households that are inhabited by at least one female who partakes in the act of twerking or other scandalous activities. More commonly referred to as: EBT cards, SNAP Benefits card, Foodstamp card or the Hood Credit card.
Girl - "Yo, do y'all take thot cards here?"
Cashier - "Um, what's a thot card?"
Girl - "You know, this. *Pulls out benefit card* My thot card"
Cashier - "Oh, yeah! We take those here."
A person who threatens to commit suicide to get what they want
I wanted to break up with him but the moment I tried to get out he pulled the golden card
Refers to the assordid "magic" that a moocher plays on an unsuspecting victim using financial-instrument cards of some sort, and then "pulls a disappearing act" afterwards.
One of the most common moocher's card tricks is to show your "mark" a cash/debit card beforehand, and claim that it has sufficient funds loaded onto it to cover whatever expenses you're going to rack up, but then you either "forget" the card's PIN number or "discover" that the card has either been cancelled of has insufficient funds on it to cover your shopping bill or the gas-money for the ride that your "mark" gave you.
Family card is when your parents or grandparents clams that you future husband or wife will leave you cause your bad at work or cooking and that amusing that you will have a family or not.
Tokiko “ sigh “ my mom pull out the family card by assuming that I’m going to have a husband in the future who going to divorce me, alll because I was bad at laundry and I told I was going to be asexual.”
Friend” oh I’m sorry “