when taking a shit and the turd is too long or you have run out of shitting time you have to chop off
i was in the middle of taking a shit and the wife kept shouting on me it was nearly a foot long but i had to get up and chop off
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Meaning for reals, or definitely.
1)Stop acting dumb Dan or I'm going to kick your ass real chop.
2) Hey I'm coming over to your house real chop
3) Dude she really likes you real chop
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The art of slowing down an original track and remixing it to perfection.
Fuck Action 38 - screwed and chopped by OG Ron C
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When an artist re-records an album in such a way it sounds like you are listening to it while tripping on lean.
Person 1: Bruh, have you heard At.Long.Last.A$AP?
Person 2: Yeah, but I was tripping on lean, so I didn't like it.
Person 1: YI heard the chopped not slopped version too! Rocky ruined the album.
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Busy, or otherwise overwhelmed with work.
Originally used in Northeastern culinary institutions, made its way into corporate lingo late 2012.
John was chopping onions trying to get his management reports done and fix the broken copier.
When Sam asked John if he could do him a favor, John responded "Sorry, I can't, I'm chopping onions this morning!"
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The act of one karate chopping the vagina. Similar to the "cunt punch," except a karate chop move is done.
Mom, if you flush that weed, I'm Twatty-Chopping you
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The hair that grows on the side of the scrotum to make make it look like your dick has sideburns.
holy shit shave your dick chops. your starting to look like Mr.T
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