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A man who has monster drinks as his blood. Plastic chains as his veins. Camo sagging joggers with military boots. A black jacket unzipped with a white shirt inside. Uses a motorcycle helmet even though he only rides a black bicycle. He's american. He's blonde. He talks like a surfer boi. And he vapes too so, yeh.
Kyle : sick vibes dude
Kyle 2 : yeh vibes, vibes.
Kyle : just got these black airpods for like $350 dude.
Kyle 2 : damn son, i only have white ones.
Kyles shy yet confident personality will make you curious. You will want to get to know him even though he is not the most attractive person. When you get to know him, you find out how silly he can be. A tall and cute athletic guy. Humble but very good at sports. A good listener and a good friend, will always be there for you to give you advice or listen. Kind to those who are kind. Might have stupid friends but they balance each other out. You end up finding Kyle very sexy and attractive at his confidence yet humbleness, and how good he is at sports and always seems to be in a good mood. When Kyle is sad, you want to help him be happy. Someone you truly care about. Can be awkward in a very cute way. Deserves the best.
Kyle is so awkward but it is cute!
The male version of Karen.
White priveleged mansplainer devoid of empathy for any individual who doesn't silently accept the status quo. Fails upward. "Earned" everything he has. Thinks equality means BIPOC get to take his job that his uncle gave him. Thinks his opinion should be given as much credit as your peer reviewed study.
Also see: broflake, incel,
"Maybe if you made better decisions, you'd be more successful."
"Shut up, Kyle!"
A common name for generic people. Typically, a dude with a tiny hips who is a little more masculine than anybody asked for.
"Kyle fucked Evelyn last night while she was passed out in his bed at the party"
Kyle is a cute boy with very soft hair, big cute eyes full of stars and hope and a great sense of fashion. He has a big heart and is very sweet with people. He's also a history nerd, and he'll identify any tank and plane you show him. He will listen to your problems and make you smile if you need to. He's pretty good at video games too, but he's kind of a sore loser and will not hesitate to pout if you beat him. But he won't get mad. Everybody needs a Kyle in their lives.
- Aah it's been a week since I've last talked to Kyle! I'm really starting to miss his smile.
Kyle is someone who lives off of Monster Energy drinks and loves getting jacked up on Fireball and Monster Energy mixed together. He skate boards, rides dirt bikes and quads, and thinks he’s a natural badass. He has no job and usually does graffiti for money. Kyles are normally seen at the Monster Energy headquarters.
Did you see that guy shot gunning a Monster Energy? His name must’ve been Kyle.
Kyle is very into red bull and monsters. Give him caffeine and he will go crazy for hours. He's always drinking and a bunch of fun. He's the life of a party. He's normally very chill and is super nice. He doesn't really seem like he cares...but he sometimes actually does. Kyle's are very crazy.
"who did you invite to the party"
"Kyle,...."
"Kyle!"
"Yah"
"now that's a party"