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stuck my dick in the yak

I put my dick in a very difficult situation

I don't know if I want to date her yet, I kind of stuck my dick in the yak with this one

by a_dibax11 February 23, 2016


my dick so long

When u see ur mum

FAP FAP FAP YESS MOM BEND OVER my dick so long

by Pussy eater 0 February 22, 2019

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Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.

Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!

by armerlinsea April 17, 2022

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ramp up my dick game

The act of being more of a dick. One may feel compelled to be more of a dick if it's insinuated he is weak, beta, or too polite given the social circumstances.

There is no sexual connotation. Literal dicks and literal ramps are not involved in ramping one's dick game.

I gotta ramp up my dick game for Camsteven because she's been whipping me.

by Cristo39 November 5, 2019


Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis

"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"

by Rogaaas August 13, 2015

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National see my dick day

You have to whip out your dick any time someone asks you to on October 8th

Ay yo whip it out, it's national see my dick day

by Jsbjsk October 5, 2021


shitting my dick

are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022