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A porn virus is a concept made up by males that means the reason there is porn all over one's computer is because they got a virus.
100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one's computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.
Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.
Pissed off mother: Johnny, why is there porn on your computer?!
Johnny: It was a porn virus, I swear!
Pissed off Girlfriend: You've been looking up porn! Am I not good enough for you or something?!
Boyfriend: OH NO, I've been targeted with a porn virus like all my friends!
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Eye soreness caused by staring at a TV or computer monitor for long periods of time, usually while watching porn.
I could have watched that webcam girl all night, but I eventually had to log off when I got porn eye.
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You know dam well why you searched this up, just get some help. For the sake of your future.
"I heard that Michael had a porn addiction"
"Well that wont be easy to get out of"
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A slow degradation in computer function due to excess use of porn, possibly caused by a virus or malware.
Ian's computer has been running really slow, maybe he got the porn cancer.
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The fantastic world of gay porn is arousing only to the gay man. If you jack off to it, chances are you wanna get your dick sucked by a guy. Its content filled with hot sexy bodies, and dicks. Lots of dicks. There are many types of gay sex, if you wanna watch some then have a look at these.
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Bareback: ph5f0b683e802e1
Frotting: ph5f6625c4d8e56
Rimming: ph5de14d57ef4ad
Drilldo: ph5968d50659f94
Race (Not fetishizing races by any means)
Latino: ph5d0f4bfd9c086
Japanese: ph5f9f84a66a329
Black: ph5c60cd1750c7b
Hey dude! Wanna watch Gay Porn?
Ew, that's Gay
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Yeah sure let's go!
And they fucked happily ever after.
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Having so much time alone that you have watched all of the free porn online that you like and don't even feel like it anymore.
David: Wow man, you had the whole day alone! What did you do?
Alex: I got so porn bored. I just feel really gross right now.
David: Bro, I know what you mean.
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Left over Porn on minimized windows that pop up when your wife goes to use the computer.
Wife: Honey I'm going look at the bank balance before we go out.
Husband: Sure baby.
Wife: What the hell is this? I thought you were gaming all night, not looking at this crap!!
Husband: It wasn't me!
Wife: You Skeevy Bastard!
Husband: Fucking Stealth Porn!
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