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to steal. when paying at the counter of a store use your right hand to do all the movement and keep the other goods you want to steal down by your side with your left hand. If they ask about it simply say "OH, i forgot i was hold it!"
I payed for this gum, but i left-handed the juice.
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The act of turning left when the light turns green in front of oncoming traffic, even though in no state in the US does anybody EVER have the right of way in this instance. AKA-another East Coast piss poor driving move.
Dude 1: "A jack-hole cut me off on the way to work this morning trying to pull a Jersey Left."
Dude 2: "Damn people can't drive for crap around here."
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dead, death, expired, "passed away", checked-out, etc!
anyone that dies "leaves the building", so why does elvis ONLY, get sole ownership of the term??
shes' left the building
elizabeth edwards has left the building....!
that old fool left the building!
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When you wake up after a heavy night of partying feeling pretty good on account of still being drunk; as opposed to hung over.
Having a left over can often be translated into a bearable day (given one has nothing to do) through the use of marijuana, greasy breakfast burritos, or more alcohol followed by a nap. The hair of the dog is just enough to stave of the hang over until you can deal with it in your sleep.
Late-night pot smoking helps the body lean towards a left over the next day. Don't ask me why, it just does.
Frank: "Dude, I feel like shit after drinking Budweiser last night."
Linus: "Man, you shoulda hit that joint. I have a total left over and am about to go to IHOP!"
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World's most powerful killing machine, located directly beneath the pelvis and directly next to the right leg. Often seen kicking midgets, and possibly planning world domination.
Holy shit, that left leg kicked that midget's ass!
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To be visibly under the influence of opiates. whether it be pills, powder, syrup, or syringe. you tend to slouch to one side when sitting up or standing.
I was leaning to the left off that `surp.
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The secular left is a group of left-wingers (ranging from the center-left to far-left) who support secularism. While the secular left is just that, and has no defined cultural or economic values, secular leftists (in the west at least, often) hold socially progressive and culturally liberal values such as supporting abortion rights and lgbt rights due to the religious right's opposition towards such.
The secular left is noted for promoting culturally liberal worldviews to spite the Christian right. Although, just like the secular right exists, you can be on the secular left and conservative or progressive, although most of its followers in the West are progressive socially.
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