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noun: cocaine
verb: to snort a drug (usually cocaine)
The Police Constable who stands guard at the door of 10 Downing Street has been replaced by Mike and Kev of ‘Doormen’, Romford’s finest entry control specialists.
As access to the centre of power is now almost entirely dependent on whether you’re carrying booze and maybe a bit of toot, the change has been made to better control flow through the door of the sort of people who are showing up.
(NewsThump, 14-Jan-22)
When someone farts a lot they are usually nicknamed toots. They’re usually smaller in stature.
Omg he farts all day long! We should call him toots from now on!
When you fart as someone is tongue punching your fartbox
She gave me a good old fashioned tortellini toot
When a person is on an electric scooter and they ring their bell twice and say jingling twice then they go toot jiggle three times
*toot toot* jIGgLiNg, *toot toot* JigGlInG, *toot* jIgGle, *toot* jIgGle, *toot* jIgGle, *toot toot* JigGlInG (toot toot jiggling)