Random
Source Code
Random
When you ruin a good situation by shitting yourself
There I was, getting the best head of my life when I had a total eclipse of the shart, and ended up having to beat off instead
An insanely delicious meal. Craving a particular food for a long time and finally getting it.
"I'm dying for a good Philly cheese steak. One if those is giving me a total mouth boner"
"Yo somebody's getting some liquid diarrhea tonight."
To impregnate a kangaroo
"Aww, that f**king moron total-e-do"
means "totally not good"- used in the Super Milk Chan Show(best show right next to Magical Play)
I'm about five seconds short of throwing up! totally N. G.!!
To suppress a fart to the point where it. Causes pain…
Man. I was at my fiance's parents house for dinner,and I really had to let one rip. But I did a total eclipse of the fart instead.
to stimulate ones ass with toys, fingers, tongue, penis, or any other foreign object grabbed in a time of passion and being fully stimulated to the fullest
i had some awesome total ass play last night
15👍 8👎
The tragedy of an extremely pretty girl whose beauty is horribly marred by dumpy, flabby, 90 year old woman titties to the extent that her otherwise banging body is completely ruined. The most frustrating thing is you'll only discover she's a total dump job after having invested considerdable time and resources into courting her. It is an unwritten rule amongst men that Total Dump Jobs are outed whenever and where ever they are encountered.
Is it true you broke up with your GF?
Had to brah, she was a total dump job.
4👍 1👎