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The opposite of a "Cock Block" A friend of yours when you are out with the girls and she won't let you get with the guy you are aiming for.
"Damn it Kendal, you are such a Twat Clog!"
A twat shart is when a girl queefs, while on her period, and a little bit of blood comes out.
Did you hear that?
Yeah Kelsey totally just twat sharted in Garretts face!
Code for when something goes wrong
I just saw my ex boyfriend with a prostitute-twat pop!
A sensual yet firm clapping of the twat region of a woman while she is in a state of intense pleasure. Should be performed with an open hand, erect penis or a tongue (advanced cunnilingust only).
Before exploding on a girl, John pulls out and Twat Taps the bitch.
My ho loves to get Twat Taps right before I penetrate her.
To get all up on someones junk and there personal space.
That bitch just twat-humped you!
Someone who busies oneself in the sordid pursuit of vagina.
My roomate in college....now that man was a bonified twat monger!
n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.
Christ! That hooker I picked up last night sure was a tardis twat.