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The Windows edition after Windows Vista. It is much better than Vista, especially because of the massive surge of Windows 7 Beta downloads that surpassed the sales of Windows Vista 7 weeks after Vista's release. Many anti-Microsoft users are hesitant because of Vista's flaws, and some even criticize 7 without even trying the Release Candidate version.
Windows 7 uses less system resources than Vista, and it has an improved GUI. It also has many new features, like ribbons added onto Paint and Notepad, and a calculator that is actually usable at a level of math above Pre-Algebra. Networking will also be easier with the addition of libraries, which are folders that can house multiple files all over your computer in one area.
1: Microsoft sucks! Look at all their products that stink! Vista, Bing, the Zune, and Windows 7 are all terrible!
2: Have you even tried any of those products?
1: ...Err. No...
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The video equivalent of St Elmo's fire. It occurs when windows and doorways in home camera footage are overexposed and thus bathed in light.
You can't see Aunt Emma's dress because she's caught in the God-at-the-window. Perhaps that's a blessing in disguise.
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A windows operating system that is alot more stable then the Windows 95/98/ME series. More up to date then Windows NT. ALOT MORE FASTER AND SMARTER THEN WINDOWS XP. Only M$ operating system worth dual-booting with your Linux/BSD/Solaris/BeOS machine.
Windows2k::Program Crashed due to error 0000x04924FDDA2
Me::What? I'll just reload it.
WindowsXP:: Program crashed, too low on ram, would you like to restart Windows.
Me:: NO
WindowsXP:: Are you sure?
Me:: YES
WindowsXP:: Are you sure that you're sure?
Me:: YES
WindowsXP:: Do you want to restart your computer?
Me:: NO!!!!
Windows98:: System Crashed, please press Ctrl+Alt+Delete to restart.
Me:: Keyboard froze.
WindowsNT:: Service Pack 1 is now available.
Me:: Great
WindowsNT:: Service Pack 2 is now available.
Me:: Fine
WindowsNT:: Service Pack 3, 4, and 5 are now availalbe.
Me:: OKAY!!
WindowsNT:: Service Pack 6.....
Me:: I'll just WineX Warcraft 3 for now one.
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Windows Mass Error. Windows ME is an OS directed towards consumers that was released in 2000. It looks like Windows 2000 on the outside, but on the inside it's full of more bugs than a beehive.
Windows ME user: lol windos me iz teh ro><or
Windows XP user: No it isn't.
Windows ME user: u r rong
Windows XP user: Here, lemme install Windows XP for you.
Windows ME user (now a Windows XP user): Wow, this is a lot better than Windows ME! Now I feel dumb for not upgrading.
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The most God-awful OS a hard drive will ever be subject to. Any hard drive worth the silicon in its circuits will commit suicide uponbeing asked to hold this operating system within it.
Thank you computer. You crashed, saving my eyes from the blinding crappiness that is Windows ME.
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A special key with the Microsoft Windows logo (on most PC keyboards) that activates the "Start" menu in the MS Windows shell GUI.
For those who shun the mouse, this is a great addition to have on a keyboard while accessing programs.
However, for gamers, the Windows key is the bane of all existence (Especially for MMORPG gamers, where one touch of the Windows key can crash the entire program.)
"Using the windows key, I can start Microsoft Word in .7 seconds."
"OMFG SORRY YOU ALL DIED I HIT MY GODDAMN WINDOWS KEY AND CRASHED AGAIN :("
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Glasses, goggles, or eyewear of any sort that prevents manjuice from hitting bitches and fags directly in the cornea. Often worn by those who haven't learned of splooge's salutary effects--a couple of decent-sized loads, generously applied to the whole surface of the eye, are equivalent to a 6-year diet of daily vitamin C supplements administered rectally.
Jeremy Enkstew has red jizz windows.
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