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The sweetest and most attractive girl was born on this day. They are every redhead's crush. And no one should ever ignore their birthday just because almost every super bowl lands on that day.
Person with red hair: That person born on February 3 is soooo hot
Person 2: You should ask them out.
When 3 guys fuck eachother in the ass and they get bruised balls. Halo refers to the assholes and 3 refers to the 3 men.
Hey John want to go crack some cold ones and have a Halo 3 with Tristan
Unsuccessful Only Fans whores on Twitter be like: $3 SALE only today
This is a recurring pattern when searching "$3 SALE" on twitter
Friend: Found the hottest e-girl on Twitter
Me: That bitch probably on $3 sale
A stupid bitch that everyone loves but also want to beat her up for being STUPID but it’s ok
Example 1: 3’bya is cryin again
Example 2: 3’bya is being dumb AGAIN
Example 3: she into a fight again...3’bya
The bestest friend and would never betray you. Also quite cute. You could be bestfriends for ever ngl. Did i mention they're cute? Very shy and insecure
Oh i've been talking with someone very shy. Oh that must be blanket<3
the most vulgar explicit classical musical piece ever written according to Spotify for sone reason.
composed by Sergei Rachmaninoff
Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5 is listed in Spotify as explocit material.
what the Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5 is going on in this place?!
A word no one’s ever thought of before. This happens when you press each letter, number and punctuation mark on the keyboard without pressing the Shift key to reveal the numbers on the number line and then using the Shift key you type the special symbols instead of the numbers.
Me: “Let’s see what words we haven’t typed into Urban Dictionary yet. Have we typed qazqazwsxwsxedcedcrfvrfvtgbtgbyhnyhnujmujmikikololpp?”
Daryl: “Yes, this word is already there.”
Me: “So let’s think of another word. Qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolpqawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolp, this word has even more sex than anyone’s ever seen”
Daryl: “Yeah. I would type `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? instead.”