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" jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you
"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"
A product that has been over-engineered for a too specific purpose. A product is usually considered to be a left-handed sponge when it is marketed with a very specific purpose, yet another cheaper generic multi-purpose product can easily be used in its place.
Did you get some chain lube for your bike? Nah, it's a left-handed sponge. I just use WD-40.
A small task that you accomplish yourself, without the help of a professional. Usually pertaining to Do-it-yourself projects.
“I did put the wallpaper up myself, just a small hand jobby”
Simply has no need for the other hand, and so well played it seems the person only needs one hand to play.
"Yo the guy in this game plays like he has one hand!"
The act of launching someone with one/two arms, proceeding to hit the victims head onto a piece of furniture or wall.
“Brett what’d you do??”
“I two hand timmy’d him”
a dude named oceanman who always has a fish (like salmon)
person a: ayo bro u see oceanman with a fish at hand ???
person b: yeah man, that was a mighty fish
person a: fr man
Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.
Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands