Nut job

When you jerk someone off and slap another guy in the face with their cum.

That girl at the party gave a great nut job. You should have seen her boyfriends face.

Irish Head Job

When you slap your dick against a person's forehead and get off due to the friction

This girl offered me a blow job but I turned it down and asked for an Irish Head Job insted because she had a big forehead

Mcann Job

Not putting a bin bag into a bin when you are meant to

He just did a mcann job

Blog job

Also a blogh job. A type of bullshit job - a pseudo business - that takes all of a person's time without any profit.

- Hey, John, what have you been doin' with yourself lately?
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...

blabba job

When the fat from a womens/mans cheeks covers your dick when they give head.

Amy gave me the best blabba job eva.

blabba job

When the fat from a womens/mans cheeks covers your dick when they give head.

Amy gave me the best blabba job eva.

blow job nation

ITS GREEN IT HAS TO BE GREEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

"blow job nation"