Meat Beater

One that beats a man's meat, AKA his Penis.

" She is is omega Meat Beater, man."

Blue Meat

What your dick turns into when getting a handjob from a White Knuckler

Jordan: “Bro, this girl from church squeezed my dick so hard it gave me blue meat!”
Drew: “That’s what happens when you let a White Knuckler jerk you off.”

meat market monday

A singles/dating event that occurs at a social outlet, such as a bar or club, on a Monday.

Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?

Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.

Peep That Meat

to see something sexual

Asking for nudes or a hookup: "I'm just trying to peep that meat."

Pink meat

Meat that is not chicken but not steak (pork)

Do you eat pink meat?

toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit

Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat

vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.

“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”