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When a man licks another mans booty hole aggressively while blowing in his anus at the same time. Made famous by a North Raleigh man when he offered to give Turbo jobs to other men in exchange for working on performance vehicles. Similar to a rim job.
The other day I gave a guy a turbo job.
A job in which the work to profit ratio is about 1:50
Jeff's got a real ant job - he gets paid shitloads of money for sitting in his house, browsing the internet a few hours a week and finding a few hits his bosses are interested in.
When a man gets cold and his cock shrivells up into a small prune
Jordan: yo I just jumped in the lake and I got a pruinie job
Kumah: no way ! Gimmie a squeeze
1) When your nose gets broken while playing hockey.
2) Euphemism for rough sexual encounter with a Canadian
1, 2) I should have given him 2 minutes in the penalty box for the Canadian nose job he gave me.
The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.
I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!
Guy 1: I'm gonna take out the trash
Guy 2: THAT'S MY JOB!
Guy 2 then beat Guy 1 to death
An Ems job is a synonym to job town on the fire side. Ems job is used by ambulance drivers who were not able to become fireman and were forced to either work on private Ems or stuck on the ambulance rotation forever on the fire department. Ems job or jobs is used when the ambulance company takes a pounding during a 24 hour shift and gets no sleep and is backed up by reports.
Ems jobs for days, haven’t seen the starion in 12 hours and 12 reports behind .